Kittybadbad and Mobie 4

Bottle sharks

When shopping at an organic store and you bring a friend who is always into mischef. Nothing good will come out of it.

Usually if one is being serious about finding something specific. If you wait long enough ... you may attract the attention of the rare bottle shark.

Clink clink.... Mobies ears perk
Clink clink.... Mobie cautiously looks around.
Clink clink ... rattle rattle rattle rattle roll roll!
"Stop that!"

"What?" Kitty answers with a big smile.

Clink clink ..... "Stop that!" Clink clink....
As Kitty pushes a cart full of Butterscotch soda one more time Mobie grabbed the cart and rearranged the bottles so it can no longer roll.

"Dang it. I was practicing my jaws theme."
Mobie sighs as she placed her palm on her face.

Kitty Badbad and Mobie III

Mobie's new song

(Bon Jovi - Shot through the Heart)

A shot in the Frappe, don't complain!
Don't give coffee a bad name!

Coffee drinks is what you sell! Give me a mocha, no! A caramel!

Perhaps a latte or maybe a swirl!
Blend it real nice ... give it a whirl!

Oh whoa! Frappe it right!
Add the whip and give it here!
Wait! What have you done! Add it right in!

A shot in the Frappe, don't complain!
Don't give coffee a bad name!

I prep my straw ready to drink!
This better have a kick or I will complain.

I make my order. Please do it right!
Tonight I want peppermint,
no make it pumpkin spice!
Load up the blender and crush all of that ice!

A shot in the Frappe, don't complain!
Don't give coffee a bad name
Don't give coffee a bad name!

Kitty Badbad and Mobie pt 2

The late night latte boner

It doesn't take much to amuse Kitty or Mobie. Between the two of them, they will take the most simple of situations and make it hilarious. Even something as simple as the froth on a cup of pumpkin spice latte.

"Hey, Kitty! Come here!"

"What?"

"Just come here and see this!" Mobie said with a giggly voice.

"What is it?"

"Just come here!"

Kitty got up from her desk and walked around the cubical wall.

Look! I got a boner!" Mobie announced holding up her coffee mug. 

"What the?"" Kitty said staring at the straw standing straight out of the thick foamy froth on top of her coffee, while suppressing the urge to laugh.

"Too much foam?"

"It's a boner!"

"I'm leaving that one alone," Kitty said walking back to her desk, then snorted as a giggle escaped when she hears Mobie showing off her "boner" to the other co-workers.

Mobie and Kitty Badbad

Coffee nipples and Toasted pumpkin bread violations.

Coffee is a regular quest for Mobie and Kitty Badbad. Sometimes Mobie gets so excited she shakes ... and sometimes shakes so much the car vibrates..... and a threat will eventually follow.

When Mobie is not shaking with excitement she waits for the next moment to do wierd things. Its never the same. In fact there was one evening they decided to go to their favorite coffee shop for a frappucino from the drive-thru and Mobie did the strangest thing. As Kitty Badbad hands her the frappucino and a bag of toasted pumpkin bread and then turns to pay the barista. A  loud Frrrrrwooop noise came from the passenger seat.

"What the hell was that?!" Kitty shouts startling the barista.
"A coffee nipple."

Looking down she could see both Fraps with the whipped cream pushing through the small opening at the top of the dome.

"A what?! Stop that!" The barista who is used to these two in the drive-thru flashed an impatient smile as she waved Kitty's debit card.

"See what I have to deal with..." Kitty said as she took the card and receipt. "This is why we can't have nice things...."

But before she could say anything else the window closed and the barista rushed off inside.

But the weirdness didn't stop there.

Driving back to the office a rustling noise was coming from the passenger side. Followed by "Nomnomnomnom....would you like some puuuumpkin bread while its warm?"
"I'm driving ... i'll wait til i get back to the office."

Thats when she started rubbing the warm and toasty slice on Kitty's arm.

"Did you just molest my arm with the pumpkinbread?!?"

"It tastes best when its warm," Mobie grinned.

"I will eat it when i get back to work .... maybe...." Kitty said with a look of disgust. "I feel so violated .... "

Stay tuned for the adventures of kitty and mobie

Not sure if i want to post this story here or create a new blog page for this.

Organic BS

I hate when some buys an "organic" insect killers and claim that its the best thing in the world because its safe to use around pets and kills only fleas.

If it works. Then why am i still wide awake after being itchy from ant bites. I plan to try this stuff a friend recommended ... heres hoping to be itch free this weekend. Im so exhausted from having my sleep interrupted. ...

Shonuff

I hate when you earn so many points, but the only thing you can redeem them for are clothes i'd never wear, movie tickets for theaters that don't exist in my town, jewlery I would never wear.

Sigh. I wish they would allow you to just use it to pay down the account earning the points or consider things that are more practical....or at least giftcards for stores that actually exist in my town....

More contributions

Fire Fighting book

Piece I did for thanksgiving http://www.docstoc.com/docs/3668859/Life-www-paraglideonline-net-by-Lucille-Anne-Newman-Paraglide-November

Reading old stories i've written...

http://www.bratsourjourneyhome.com/news/review_newman.htm

http://www.army.mil/article/15072/operation-toy-drop-earns-paratroopers-foreign-wings/

http://www.sfa26.org/vb4/archive/index.php/t-1564.html

And I don't even remember contributing to this but may buy the book.
Army career guide

Nagging will cause danger

Another thing that ticks me off is nagging.  Nagging from my dad, brother, and anyone else is unneccessary. Unless you know my work schedule don't claim I am lazy because I don't get up at 5am to eat breakfast with you guys. Don't feel like dragging laundry down 2 flights of stairs to wash them, etc. By the time you guys get up. I just got home.

So step off! Before I set the damn house on fire! Just sayin'

Seriously?

I really find it annoying to come out of the ladies bathroom at work to see a goofy smile staring into the bathroom as i exit. But what irritates me more are guys who have no control over their wardrobe. I usually ignore it. But when some one tries to politely tell you that your butt is showing. A simple, oh ... thanks. Would have been enough. Asking why someone was staring at it in the first place and being a jerk about it and then turn it into drama is childish.

No woman wants to see another person's butt when they are coming out of the bathroom let alone another woman's butt. So the polite thing to do was quietly inform them and walk away.

If my butt is showing i would appreciate someone discretely telling me. I'm just saying. Don't disrespect a friend showing concern.

I like a little adventure

I have to admit i hate missing photo opportunities and may piss someone off to get it. But sometimes i will wait for the next opportunity to reveal itself and try again.

Doesn't mean im mad. Just disappointed that i missed the first opportunity. I will respect a person's fears or wishes.

Cheese me please.

Oh ... forgot to do an update. Its been weeks since the incident. Im doing fine. Im back at work on the weekdays and hanging with my friend and zombie bait Kirsta on the weekends. So far so good.

Elmer Fudd - Grilled Cheese Song - http://youtu.be/dxu75V4HHAk

Comfort is a plate of mac and cheese

Finally get to go to my dr appt monday afternoon to ask why i was fine for a few days....then three days ago. Feel sick, sleepy, freezing all the time.

As i got out of the car for my last appt since the surgery. Everything froze. Literally.

Blood sprayed everywhere, i felt freezing and confused. It was like watching a slomo scene as the crammed me into an ambulance straight to er.

Everything still hurts

The staples are out. Yeaaaaie!  time to heal!   So i thought. Im hungry but full. I thought something as easy as walmart which is across the street. While driving i lost concentration and nearly clipped a bus. Got to walmart and nearly hurled all over the place. Then everything started freezing.

Everything hurts.

Its been what? Two weeks since the operation. Still in pain. Hurts to sit. Hurts to stand. On top of everything itches.