Mobie and Kitty Badbad 5

A flock of seagulls in the conga-line

Another trip to the organic store and Kitty is already gathering butterscotch sodas for her encore performance of jaws when a catchy song sends her dancing in the aisles.

"Love this song!" Kitty screams and starts dancing with any customer willing to groove.

"No!" Mobie screeches from another aisle.

"Oh YEAAAAHHH!!!!!"

Dancing her way past Mobie to the check out counter a guy with a flock-of-seagulls hair style was dancing in place.

"Now all we need is a conga line!" Kitty shouts. The seagull was in agreement and started searching the station for conga music when Mobie rushed the counter. 

"NOOOOO!!!! This is why we can't have nice things! NO! No Conga Lines! No! Bottle music! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"Ah jam it!" Kitty and the Seagull said in unison.

Kittybadbad and Mobie 4

Bottle sharks

When shopping at an organic store and you bring a friend who is always into mischef. Nothing good will come out of it.

Usually if one is being serious about finding something specific. If you wait long enough ... you may attract the attention of the rare bottle shark.

Clink clink.... Mobies ears perk
Clink clink.... Mobie cautiously looks around.
Clink clink ... rattle rattle rattle rattle roll roll!
"Stop that!"

"What?" Kitty answers with a big smile.

Clink clink ..... "Stop that!" Clink clink....
As Kitty pushes a cart full of Butterscotch soda one more time Mobie grabbed the cart and rearranged the bottles so it can no longer roll.

"Dang it. I was practicing my jaws theme."
Mobie sighs as she placed her palm on her face.

Kitty Badbad and Mobie III

Mobie's new song

(Bon Jovi - Shot through the Heart)

A shot in the Frappe, don't complain!
Don't give coffee a bad name!

Coffee drinks is what you sell! Give me a mocha, no! A caramel!

Perhaps a latte or maybe a swirl!
Blend it real nice ... give it a whirl!

Oh whoa! Frappe it right!
Add the whip and give it here!
Wait! What have you done! Add it right in!

A shot in the Frappe, don't complain!
Don't give coffee a bad name!

I prep my straw ready to drink!
This better have a kick or I will complain.

I make my order. Please do it right!
Tonight I want peppermint,
no make it pumpkin spice!
Load up the blender and crush all of that ice!

A shot in the Frappe, don't complain!
Don't give coffee a bad name
Don't give coffee a bad name!

Kitty Badbad and Mobie pt 2

The late night latte boner

It doesn't take much to amuse Kitty or Mobie. Between the two of them, they will take the most simple of situations and make it hilarious. Even something as simple as the froth on a cup of pumpkin spice latte.

"Hey, Kitty! Come here!"

"What?"

"Just come here and see this!" Mobie said with a giggly voice.

"What is it?"

"Just come here!"

Kitty got up from her desk and walked around the cubical wall.

Look! I got a boner!" Mobie announced holding up her coffee mug. 

"What the?"" Kitty said staring at the straw standing straight out of the thick foamy froth on top of her coffee, while suppressing the urge to laugh.

"Too much foam?"

"It's a boner!"

"I'm leaving that one alone," Kitty said walking back to her desk, then snorted as a giggle escaped when she hears Mobie showing off her "boner" to the other co-workers.