Coffee nipples and Toasted pumpkin bread violations.
Coffee is a regular quest for Mobie and Kitty Badbad. Sometimes Mobie gets so excited she shakes ... and sometimes shakes so much the car vibrates..... and a threat will eventually follow.
When Mobie is not shaking with excitement she waits for the next moment to do wierd things. Its never the same. In fact there was one evening they decided to go to their favorite coffee shop for a frappucino from the drive-thru and Mobie did the strangest thing. As Kitty Badbad hands her the frappucino and a bag of toasted pumpkin bread and then turns to pay the barista. A loud Frrrrrwooop noise came from the passenger seat.
"What the hell was that?!" Kitty shouts startling the barista.
"A coffee nipple."
Looking down she could see both Fraps with the whipped cream pushing through the small opening at the top of the dome.
"A what?! Stop that!" The barista who is used to these two in the drive-thru flashed an impatient smile as she waved Kitty's debit card.
"See what I have to deal with..." Kitty said as she took the card and receipt. "This is why we can't have nice things...."
But before she could say anything else the window closed and the barista rushed off inside.
But the weirdness didn't stop there.
Driving back to the office a rustling noise was coming from the passenger side. Followed by "Nomnomnomnom....would you like some puuuumpkin bread while its warm?"
"I'm driving ... i'll wait til i get back to the office."
Thats when she started rubbing the warm and toasty slice on Kitty's arm.
"Did you just molest my arm with the pumpkinbread?!?"
"It tastes best when its warm," Mobie grinned.
"I will eat it when i get back to work .... maybe...." Kitty said with a look of disgust. "I feel so violated .... "
