Mobie and Kitty BadBad 6 -- Sadness

On April 29, Mobie will be moving up north. But that doesn't stop the parodies, misadventures and reminiscing. So keep reading kiddos!

More recent parody songs screamed at each other in the office parking lot:

Kitty: I will sing a sad song for you!
Mobie: Uh huh....

(Parody of the Titanic Song but unfortunately Mobie caught wind of it and we sang it at the time!)

"NEAAAR FAAAAAR!!! WHERE EVERRRR YOU ARE!!!!!! STAY THERE!!!!!

When is a trap not a trap

I hate being on speaker, most people who know me knows this.

When I am directly talking to someone, its person to person. When talking to someone on speaker its no longer personal. I might as well be yelling the information in a crowded mall in my underwear.

Speakers are great for broadcasting important information to the public, find people to rally to your cause.

But recently I was trying to speak up so the other person in question can hear me and they got upset and claim I snapped at them. I try to explain I wasn't snapping and said person had to confirm his accusation with friends.

Is this a trap? I believe it is.

But I really don't care what others think of me anyway. Never said I was perfect, not going to apologize more than necessary, not going to grovel, just let it go. Not worth fighting over.

I've been trapped by ex's like this before and it doesn't end with a handshake. These traps are there way to prove whatever point they thought they were making and gives them an excuse to leave. Luckily for him i don't hold grudges. Just wished him the best and continued life as if nothing happened. If you want to go...just go. If you are through just say so and go.

My friends say I'm way too patient and that they would have left a long time a go Maybe I am and could have moved on. But I don't .... I try to see things through.

How many traps did you get snared in?

Mobie and Kitty Badbad 5

A flock of seagulls in the conga-line

Another trip to the organic store and Kitty is already gathering butterscotch sodas for her encore performance of jaws when a catchy song sends her dancing in the aisles.

"Love this song!" Kitty screams and starts dancing with any customer willing to groove.

"No!" Mobie screeches from another aisle.

"Oh YEAAAAHHH!!!!!"

Dancing her way past Mobie to the check out counter a guy with a flock-of-seagulls hair style was dancing in place.

"Now all we need is a conga line!" Kitty shouts. The seagull was in agreement and started searching the station for conga music when Mobie rushed the counter. 

"NOOOOO!!!! This is why we can't have nice things! NO! No Conga Lines! No! Bottle music! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"Ah jam it!" Kitty and the Seagull said in unison.

Kittybadbad and Mobie 4

Bottle sharks

When shopping at an organic store and you bring a friend who is always into mischef. Nothing good will come out of it.

Usually if one is being serious about finding something specific. If you wait long enough ... you may attract the attention of the rare bottle shark.

Clink clink.... Mobies ears perk
Clink clink.... Mobie cautiously looks around.
Clink clink ... rattle rattle rattle rattle roll roll!
"Stop that!"

"What?" Kitty answers with a big smile.

Clink clink ..... "Stop that!" Clink clink....
As Kitty pushes a cart full of Butterscotch soda one more time Mobie grabbed the cart and rearranged the bottles so it can no longer roll.

"Dang it. I was practicing my jaws theme."
Mobie sighs as she placed her palm on her face.