Happy Mother's Day ???? WHAT? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

It's mother's day and I have decided to take my mother out to dinner. Of course dad came too. Decided to go to Applebee .... I got this... checked my bank account .... good to go.

Once dinner was done I reach for the bill... WTF did you order dad? .... ok. I got this. May have to eat some Mac and Cheese for a week... but I got this.

Ok. My bad. For those of you who have Asian mothers..... it suddenly became a battle of wills as to who was paying the bill. No negations, everyone breaking out their wallets to see who can toss down the bills first. Mom shouldn't have to pay for her own dinner was my argument. But dad handed her the bill anyway. Way to go dad. Before the waitress came I was quickly grabbing up the bills and whipping out the debit card... I got this. Dad grabs the money and hands it to the waitress..... way to go dad.... <.<

So I bought ice cream ... of course dad took off so it was just me and mom. Going to have to find her a movie she would like and make a nice Chicken Carbonara (sp?) dinner for her.

Mobie and Kitty BadBad 6 -- Sadness

On April 29, Mobie will be moving up north. But that doesn't stop the parodies, misadventures and reminiscing. So keep reading kiddos!

More recent parody songs screamed at each other in the office parking lot:

Kitty: I will sing a sad song for you!
Mobie: Uh huh....

(Parody of the Titanic Song but unfortunately Mobie caught wind of it and we sang it at the time!)

"NEAAAR FAAAAAR!!! WHERE EVERRRR YOU ARE!!!!!! STAY THERE!!!!!

When is a trap not a trap

I hate being on speaker, most people who know me knows this.

When I am directly talking to someone, its person to person. When talking to someone on speaker its no longer personal. I might as well be yelling the information in a crowded mall in my underwear.

Speakers are great for broadcasting important information to the public, find people to rally to your cause.

But recently I was trying to speak up so the other person in question can hear me and they got upset and claim I snapped at them. I try to explain I wasn't snapping and said person had to confirm his accusation with friends.

Is this a trap? I believe it is.

But I really don't care what others think of me anyway. Never said I was perfect, not going to apologize more than necessary, not going to grovel, just let it go. Not worth fighting over.

I've been trapped by ex's like this before and it doesn't end with a handshake. These traps are there way to prove whatever point they thought they were making and gives them an excuse to leave. Luckily for him i don't hold grudges. Just wished him the best and continued life as if nothing happened. If you want to go...just go. If you are through just say so and go.

My friends say I'm way too patient and that they would have left a long time a go Maybe I am and could have moved on. But I don't .... I try to see things through.

How many traps did you get snared in?

Mobie and Kitty Badbad 5

A flock of seagulls in the conga-line

Another trip to the organic store and Kitty is already gathering butterscotch sodas for her encore performance of jaws when a catchy song sends her dancing in the aisles.

"Love this song!" Kitty screams and starts dancing with any customer willing to groove.

"No!" Mobie screeches from another aisle.

"Oh YEAAAAHHH!!!!!"

Dancing her way past Mobie to the check out counter a guy with a flock-of-seagulls hair style was dancing in place.

"Now all we need is a conga line!" Kitty shouts. The seagull was in agreement and started searching the station for conga music when Mobie rushed the counter. 

"NOOOOO!!!! This is why we can't have nice things! NO! No Conga Lines! No! Bottle music! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"Ah jam it!" Kitty and the Seagull said in unison.