An Ode to Alex Shepherd of Silent Hill Homecoming.

(Sung to Da Doo Ron Ron song by the Crystals except... longer.)

I saw the game at the store and was completely thrilled
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The name of the game was Silent Hill
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Horay! It's Silent Hill!
This game's a thrill!
So I made my purchase and I went back home.
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The first scene was creepy but that's the norm
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There's a crazy kid drawing and mosters too
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MAN the puzzles were hard as heck
FOUND the code on a desk
opened up the door and the kid ran away.
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Made it through the nightmare and found the first boss
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Tried to hit it with a pipe and it kicked my butt
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OH this game was hard as hell
But STILL I gotta find the brat
and just when I did I passed out
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HOW did I end up in here?
WHERE the heck is my gear?
Now I'm in prison ... get me outta here!
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Deputy Wheeler is freaked out and I am too
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Creatures are attacking and they're deadly dudes.
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AAAAAAAAH! The mini boss is hard
WAAAAAAAH! I barely won
So I jumped into the sewers and ran like hell.
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Made it to the Doctor's office and what the hell?
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Psycho nurses in the hallway and they have the key
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OH now I'm in a little girl's room
AND now I'm fighting a doll
So I cracked it all to pieces and ran like hell
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Woke up on the floor and spewed my guts
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There's a key on the floor and what the F*k?!?
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